happily manic

so im doin a puzzle with a japanese theme...then goin to the movies.this is how normal people behave.however.i am going to the theater with someone i met in the mental hospital...i don't know if youre supposed to do that anyways shes really not that crazy just the most depressed person you could ever imagine...you almost slit your wrist by proxy when youre in the room with her...downer.

anyways shes been relatively upbeat for a few days and she keeps sayin "im manic" and i then i say "youre just not suicidal"

then shell say she self harmed last week. whatever you cant win em all

its been six months and thirty pounds...1 sedative, 35 anti psychotics and 240 antidepressants...enumerable awkward social encounters that can only be remedied with an out of state move or discontinuing speaking to anyone i ever met.

but theres no where to go when nothing is exciting...i only have one fear.that i will always feel this way.

balderdash ya'll

thats a synonym for nonsense.

still no word from the onion regarding the notion my fauxnews stories are pure genius. balderdash schmalderdash....theyre at least above average bitches

on yr marks

thanks to dvr i now know how long im gone evertime i pause the tv...to get a jump on the commercials later.  why do this you ask...i skip 20 min outta every hour.and i can even quantify these rituals!an average shit takes 6min while makin a cup of coffee and petting the dog takes 2min.it takes 4 min to smoke outside.and on average "wandering" consumes the rest.

Armageddon sales are up

i googled "apocalypse apparel" cos i was lookin for shit to wear for the rapture...you know like 1 baja sweater, 1 carnhart jacket, 1 jesus sandal, 1 visor, 1 beanie....etc etc...anyways its a fn brand and i found no actual apparel suiting the end of times situation.hipster crap

im prolly just gonna wing it...like on top ill prolly do a bikini top/wifebeater/underarmor/baha sweater/colombia jacket eww then.maybe i could top off the hobo apocalypse getup by using my blanket as a shawl and a blanket!.shit i got this on lock

i could write 10 of these a day

Sex Toy Dissapoints
Flagstaff, AZ  A masturbater was disappointed with the function and longevity with the overhyped

and another

Minneapolis MN "Uncool" Dad embarrasses teenage daughter at Mall of America

paralyzed man wants robot legs

i wonder if everyone is convinced they could write for the onion?cos i really think i could...

paralyzed man hopes to be first to have robot legs

beauty school drop in

i googled 80s wigga hairstyles...cos i was thinking bout poppin n2 the beauty school for a makeover.and this is what came up