on yr marks

thanks to dvr i now know how long im gone evertime i pause the tv...to get a jump on the commercials later.  why do this you ask...i skip 20 min outta every hour.and i can even quantify these rituals!an average shit takes 6min while makin a cup of coffee and petting the dog takes 2min.it takes 4 min to smoke outside.and on average "wandering" consumes the rest.