levity

whats the opposite of inspirational?anyways i suppose id b stoked if this doesn't inspire anyone but acts as a somewhat readable deterrent for anyone who thought about perhaps doin the bath salts...and hopefully you will
not be unknowingly drugged with such salts...but if you were...if you ever see jesus right after you smoke a bowl yr either about to die or its the salts.if you trip for 24hrs or more.its prolly the salts.if you dismember your own lower intestines...yup its the salts.

and anti-psychotics should be yr next drug of choice.

i can only be grateful for living...then humbled cos now anyone i ever met thinks im a complete dip shit.

but really im the opposite of dipshit cause i had i been captured on say day 2 of my terrorist trip none of it would have happened...but since im sooooo witty and convincing, even while tripping, I manage to elude many state agencies and government officials.  And this is why i was run out of small city.  Not because I went looking for menacing members of the asian mafia at walmart but because i eluded all the police at the walmart...and many other places.

so i made alotta white men feel very bad about themselves and i was prolly gonna get raped and tossed into a corn field if i hung around.  but really the white man shouldn't feel shamed at the knowledge that a trippin cleaning lady outwitted them; maybe i wasn't always a cleaning lady.